February 2012
41 posts
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"I don't like Mondays; this livens up the day," →
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ROOKIE MAG IS SUPER DUPER CUTE. →
I don’t even know you anymore. Maybe I never actually did know you. And I’m not going to try to salvage what was never really there. Because it’s pretty obvious that all you care about is attention. I guess I’m not cool enough for you. Whatever. I don’t want to be.
“dress shabbily, and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember...”
– Coco Chanel, via Jamie Beck’s awesome instagram (via evachen212)
mysterious-darkknight:
The Weeknd | Rescue Me
Okay I am contemplating whether or not to give up hot cheetos for Lent. I honestly think I’m addicted to them. Like I experience withdrawal symptoms when I can’t eat them. I’m not even kidding. LOL. I need help.
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here is a helpful tip for the technologically challenged: if a url doesn’t include .com/.net/.org DON’T CLICK IT. especially if it’s one of those weird ones like bit.ly/o37r983yr. ya it’s spam.
“so do you guys all have passports?”
my friend invited me to her birthday party over the summer. we’re just gonna go on a cruise to mexico for a week, no big deal. i think she was being serious too…………….
when your little ten year old cousins are already prettier than you…
yeah, that’s not da bidness.
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
my bangs are past my chin now. they’re finally growing out. huzzah.
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I wish I was Topanga Lawrence.
what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago
OH MY GOD. PLEASE STOP SENDING ME LAME TEXTS AT FIVE IN THE MORNING. PLEASE.
i want a pogo stick for my birthday.
you all have instagrams and i have a polaroid camera. which obviously makes me cooler than you.
just kidding. not really.
it's funny how
the girl that i used to hate in sixth grade ended up becoming one of my closest friends.
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"what do you want to be when you grow up?"
5’7”
I hate when people use the excuse “you don’t know what i’ve been through.” Well no, I don’t know what you’ve been through. And I don’t care either. We all have our individuals struggles. And yours are not any more or less important than my own. All hardships are important. But we all experience them, and it’s not like woe is exclusive to you. What do...
i can’t stop drinking the packets of hot sauce from popeyes. i need help.
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Oldest/Middle Child
If you were to ask me to describe my myself, I wouldn’t be able to. And I think the reason is this: the roles I’m given in my family are arbitrary: I’m a middle child and an oldest child. When my sister is around, I’m a middle child, and when she isn’t, I’m an oldest child.
Both tend to have more shortcomings than benefits. I’m given too much...
Social media is killing the English language.
parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
went to the mall with jessina today. we also saw the vow. it’s kind of like things never changed.
I WILL NOT BE CONTENT WITH MY LIFE UNTIL I CAN DO A ROUND-OFF.
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i went to target at 8:30 in the morning for jason wu for target and EVERYTHING WAS GONE. apparently women were camping outside and ran into the store when the doors opened. and they took everything. EVERYTHING. i was only thirty minutes late! i’m so sad.
what can i say? i’m no social butterfly.
so i had a dream that i ombred my hair
but i did it myself and looked terrible.
and then my dad chopped all of my hair off.
ITS A SIGN.
today
my mom lost my drake tickets. she is currently wearing gloves and digging through our trash. fml.
i went to the kings game. we had good seats and we FINALLY won. i was screaming and standing up and shit and then i looked at the jumbotron and i was like, “oh, that girl is pretty.” AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS ME.
oh and it’s groundhog day. this winter better be short.
i’d like to thank jack johnson for existing.
i want a really cute valentine’s day outfit just so everyone can notice how fabulous and single i am.
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“Isn’t it funny. I’m enjoying my hatred so much more than I ever...”
– White Oleander
if i were alive when john lennon was shot, i’d cry every day and wear black and feel empty inside.
am i the only one who has bad face days?
January 2012
68 posts
it’s not that i like you, i just like what you did for me. so thank you.
whenever i tell someone that i think a boy is cute, they’re like, “then go talk to him!” uhm, hallo. you cannot just talk to people. it’s a little more complicated than that. especially when you’re extremely shy like me.
three days of cheer in a row… tomorrow will be the fourth. plus i went on a five mile biking trip with my dad. oh god i am so sore.
girls need to stop making the caption on their pictures “akdjfkldo;dfkldjf” it’s not cute.
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ZAYN MALIK IS IN LA. HE IS ON THE SAME CONTINENT AS ME. THE SAME COUNTRY. THE SAME STATE. I’M JUST GOING TO DIE NOW.
i don’t even have a twitter. i just stalk him.
i want my wedding dress to be valentino.
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march is gonna be a good month. it’s my birthday AND i’m getting my braces off AND my mom says she’d take me to drake’s concert in davis. yayayayayayayayay!