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suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

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180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

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